My name is Chris and welcome to my cozy hell-hole and sanity keeper I call my tumblr

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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(via sarcasticplumeau)

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j6:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all


make you SQUIRTLE

j6:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

make you SQUIRTLE

(via whiteshortandonlyjuan)

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1 day ago

How do I say hippolytus was gay as shit in an academic way?

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1 day ago

More Wacky Conversations With Augustus And Tiberius

Augustus:Hahaha, what a sense of humor on this kid. Say, isn't your birthday next month? Why don't I give you your present now. Here.
Tiberius:What the hell is this?
Augustus:Surprise! You now control half of the Roman world. Take command of my Legions in Greece, conquer the rest of the world, come back a triumphant hero and the people will love you as Emperor when I'm gone.
Tiberius:Yeah, well Caius got socks for his birthday. Do you know how well socks go with sandals? God, why couldn't you have gotten me a cool gift like that?
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Ok But Imagine If Instead Of Aphrodite She Was Afroditie, Goddess of Super Fly Hair

In today’s essay I would like to discuss how fucking bitch Venus, goddess of “love”, is such a goddamn slutgarden. I mean really I know that in ancient Greece anything went but  come on! I don’t care if hes gay that’s no fucking reason to make his step mother love him in a not so step motherly way. Did you really have to kill them both, I mean was it really worth it? And while were at it lets have a little chat about a certain Psyche who might have a slight bone to pick. I know she wasn’t your first choice but damn gurl, that was harsh. First you deprive you own fucking son of the love of his life, the light of his world (heh… see what I did there), and that’s pretty cold for a GODDESS OF FUCKING LOVE. And then you, you pretentious springer from the castration blood of your father/grandfather (like ew), have the fucking gall to call Psyche out and make her do all your goddamn dirty work. What an example you are setting for the children. Really, good job. You make her go through all of the stupid tasks you wont even do and then you be like, go to hell. AND SHE DOES! What does a girl have to do to get a lil divine dick over here. Apperently she gotta trudge her pretty little heels down to the goddess of flowers in the darkest pits of the world for a box of beauty? It better be fucking worth it. And while im on the subject why does the goddess of BEAUTY need a box of cheap flower makeup anyway like aren’t you supposed to be hot or what not? 

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1 day ago

pertlattimers:

drunkshipper:

gemeva:

trolledbyjigglypuff:

the-vashta-nerada:

pertlattimers:

sometimes i just

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i fucking can’t with you anymore tumblr

So how many of you would unfollow me if I made this my theme music. 

yes just like

walk into a room and that starts playing

i’m this close of throwing up my breakfast oh goodness

are you ok

(Source: pert-lattimers, via fourmockingjays)

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3 days ago

unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

(via fourmockingjays)

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3 days ago

narcolepticbunny:

pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor

I’ve been wanting to see this crossover panel for the longest time

(via pointyheels)

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