How do I say hippolytus was gay as shit in an academic way?
|Augustus:||Hahaha, what a sense of humor on this kid. Say, isn't your birthday next month? Why don't I give you your present now. Here.|
|Tiberius:||What the hell is this?|
|Augustus:||Surprise! You now control half of the Roman world. Take command of my Legions in Greece, conquer the rest of the world, come back a triumphant hero and the people will love you as Emperor when I'm gone.|
|Tiberius:||Yeah, well Caius got socks for his birthday. Do you know how well socks go with sandals? God, why couldn't you have gotten me a cool gift like that?|
In today’s essay I would like to discuss how fucking bitch Venus, goddess of “love”, is such a goddamn slutgarden. I mean really I know that in ancient Greece anything went but come on! I don’t care if hes gay that’s no fucking reason to make his step mother love him in a not so step motherly way. Did you really have to kill them both, I mean was it really worth it? And while were at it lets have a little chat about a certain Psyche who might have a slight bone to pick. I know she wasn’t your first choice but damn gurl, that was harsh. First you deprive you own fucking son of the love of his life, the light of his world (heh… see what I did there), and that’s pretty cold for a GODDESS OF FUCKING LOVE. And then you, you pretentious springer from the castration blood of your father/grandfather (like ew), have the fucking gall to call Psyche out and make her do all your goddamn dirty work. What an example you are setting for the children. Really, good job. You make her go through all of the stupid tasks you wont even do and then you be like, go to hell. AND SHE DOES! What does a girl have to do to get a lil divine dick over here. Apperently she gotta trudge her pretty little heels down to the goddess of flowers in the darkest pits of the world for a box of beauty? It better be fucking worth it. And while im on the subject why does the goddess of BEAUTY need a box of cheap flower makeup anyway like aren’t you supposed to be hot or what not?
sometimes i just
i fucking can’t with you anymore tumblr
So how many of you would unfollow me if I made this my theme music.
yes just like
walk into a room and that starts playing
i’m this close of throwing up my breakfast oh goodness
are you ok
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOO